Geeks are so underrated. So are grammar nazis. Seriously, if you cannot properly use a comma, or an apostrophe, you need to learn! Is grammar so difficult a concept to grasp? Have a heart for people like me and go read "Eats, Shoots & Leaves."

Poetic boys melt my heart. And no, I don't look like Paris Hilton, but it is a sexy time!

Speaking of sexy times, I'm sure Pete Wentz could show me one...

No Doubt is the best band ever...though Fall Out Boy is a very close second. I'm not sure who is hotter: Gwen Stefani or Pete Wentz. Regardless, I would love to be the meat in that sandwich!, Panic! At The Disco (Favorite new band for sure!), The Distillers, Rancid, Ashlee Simpson (yes, I love her - but not her sister), Gwen Stefani, Elvis Costello, Goldfinger, Mohammad Rafi, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan (lol), Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Joe Strummer, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Hilary Duff, Nina Simone, Ayumi Hamasaki, Billy Holliday, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Robbie Williams, Paris Hilton, NKOTB, Rufus Wainwright, Bright Eyes, Green Day, Motion City Soundtrack, M.I.A., Black Eyed Peas, Puffy AmiYumi, Straylight Run, System of a Down, The Suicide Machines

The Disney Princess movies, Being John Malkovich, Say Anything, Born Into Brothels, Pretty in Pink (Doesn't Duckie remind you of someone?), High Fidelity, Valley Girl, Office Space, Zoolander, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, The Sweetest Thing, Kandahar

CSI, X-Files, Sex and the City, Nip/Tuck, Montel Williams on Wednesdays with Sylvia Browne

I'm changing this category to Authors, because everything these people have written is phenomenal., JOHN MILTON, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, SIR PHILIP SIDNEY, (Renaissance much?), SYLVIA PLATH, SALMAN RUSHDIE, JAMES JOYCE, MICHAEL TALBOT, LYNNE TRUSS, CHUCK KLOSTERMAN, FRANCESCO PETRARCHA, JASPER FFORDE, PETE WENTZ, ME